Diary of Kunjal Thackarhttp://wowblog.rediffiland.com/Diary of Kunjal Thackaren-usNew Year WishMay every day of new year be better than previous best day
May you find more true friends on blog then u expected
May you find health, wealth & character
May all your wishes gets fulfilled
May our friendship grow
May god bless you

Luv Kunjal]]>Sun, 31 Dec 2006 21:11:06 +0530http://wowblog.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/12/31/New-Year.htmlA2Z Mumbai istyle]]>Sun, 31 Dec 2006 14:59:53 +0530http://wowblog.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/12/31/A2Z-Mumbai.htmlBRAIN TEASER Questions:

  1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
  2. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?
  3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
  4. Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 8." Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's wrong with the story?
  5. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agreed is between heaven and earth?
  6. A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of these men died and she never divorced. How was this possible?
  7. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?
  8. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
  9. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
  10. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?
  11. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
  12. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
  13. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the "International Home Show". One of them was the father of the other's son. How could this be possible?
  14. After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983, would a Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's sister?
















Answers



  1. A coffin
  2. The child was born before 1776
  3. Mount Everest, it just hadn't been discovered!
  4. World War I wasn't called "World War I" until World War II.
  5. The word "and".
  6. The lady was a Justice of the Peace.
  7. One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills are worth one dollar more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills.
  8. Only once, then you are subtracting it from 20.
  9. "one word"
  10. Penguins live in the Antarctic.
  11. Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.
  12. You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden leg.
  13. They were husband and wife.
  14. He can't because he's dead.
]]>Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:36:55 +0530http://wowblog.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/12/27/BRAIN.htmlReal proverbsAlcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
relativity.
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up
in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of
those we don't like?

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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday
always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or
lose.

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Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome."
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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in
trouble again.
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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
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It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem
solving.
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
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Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action.
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Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in
Australia.(nice)
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U learn in life when u lose
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"Intellectuals solve problems:geniuses prevent them."]]>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 17:11:57 +0530http://wowblog.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/12/14/Real.htmlFriend vis a vis Best FriendBest Friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry
Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best Friend: opens the fridge and makes themself at home

Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best Friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best Friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best Friend: will always go with you]]>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 19:43:36 +0530http://wowblog.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/11/30/Friend-vis-a-vis-Best.htmlInterview questionsSo next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for following....

Story I
E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company
don't
want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.


Story II
E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a
girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This
personal
issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!


Story III
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My
company
is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.


Story IV
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.


Story V
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshoper"!
(Job hoper lah!)


Story VI
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is
dealing
with money and you will seduce.


Story VII
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want
to
employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will
affect our
managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

To end with a philosophical note: You never win the silver, you only lose the gold.......

]]>Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:40:15 +0530http://wowblog.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/11/27/Interview.htmlLife ke Fundas

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

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"U love someone
U marry someone else.

The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband

And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id"

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,

If someone says u r a genius slap him as tight as you can cos there is
limit of kidding n someone just crossed it.

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Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife
the kidney.

If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver
manages with other kidney.


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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne

denge.

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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and

Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!


]]>Fri, 24 Nov 2006 17:17:19 +0530http://wowblog.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/11/24/Life-ke.htmlWanna catch a lionH ow to Ca tc h a LI ON



Newton 's Method:


Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Implies you caught lion.


Einstein Method:


Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.

Now you can trap it easily.


Software Engineer Method:


Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.

If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.


Indian Police Method:


Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.


Rajnikanth Method :


Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.

The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.


Jayalalitha Method:


Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !


Manirathnam Method (director):


Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark

room with a single candle lighted.

Keep murmuring something in its ears.

The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.


Karan Johar Method (director):


Send a lioness into the forest.

Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.

Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.

First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.

But 2nd lioness loves both lions.

Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.

You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!


Yash Chopra method (director):


Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.


Govinda method:


Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.


Menaka Gandhi method:


Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.


George bush method:


Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!


Ravi Shastri method:


Ask the lion to bowl at u.

U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run

Lion tired and surrenders

This was forwarded to me by email,so if u have read this dont blame me.))
]]>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 13:53:27 +0530http://wowblog.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/11/23/Wanna-catch-a.htmlOut of office replies

Best out of office replies :

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.


2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.


3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.


4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.


5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).


6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.


7. I've run away to join a different circus.


8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'

]]>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 17:07:27 +0530http://wowblog.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/11/21/Out-of-office.htmlMy Best friend..!My Best Friend

If I have to be your best friend
If that's all I can get
Then I'll take the job with honor
I'll be the best one yet.


I'll offer you my shoulder
I'll show how I care
I'll be there when you need me
I'm not going anywhere.



If I have to be your best friend
The one who hears you cry
Then I'll take the job with honor
I'll take the job with pride.



My love for you is stronger
Then you will ever know
But for you to ever love me
I will have to let you go.



You need time to find your purpose
You need time to sort your thoughts
But when the course has ended
And the race is finally run.



Remember it's your best friend
Who has loved you from day one.

]]>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 18:41:34 +0530http://wowblog.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/11/20/My-Best.html