Happy New Year to all my blogger family
May every day of new year be better than previous best day
May you find more true friends on blog then u expected
May you find health, wealth & character
May all your wishes gets fulfilled
May our friendship grow
May god bless you

Luv Kunjal

  Questions:

1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
   
2. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?
   
3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
   
4. Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion 8." Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's wrong with the story?
   
5. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agreed is between heaven and earth?
   
6. A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of these men died and she never divorced. How was this possible? 
   
7. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?
   
8. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
   
9. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
   
10. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?
    
11. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
    
12. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
    
13. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the "International Home Show". One of them was the father of the other's son. How could this be possible?
    
14. After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983, would a Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's sister?

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
relativity.
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up
in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. 
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of
those we don't like?

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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday
always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or
lose.

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Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome."
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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in
trouble again.
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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
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It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem
solving.
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
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Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action.
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Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in
Australia.(nice)
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U learn in life when u lose
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"Intellectuals solve problems:geniuses prevent them."

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best Friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry
Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best Friend: opens the fridge and makes themself at home

Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best Friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best Friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best Friend: will always go with you

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

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"U love someone
U marry someone else.

The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband

And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id"

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,

If someone says u r a genius slap him as tight as you can cos there is
limit of kidding n someone just crossed it.

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Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife
the kidney.

If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver
manages with other kidney.

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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne

denge.

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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and

Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

Best out of office replies :

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

My Best Friend 

If I have to be your best friend
If that's all I can get
Then I'll take the job with honor
I'll be the best one yet.

 I'll offer you my shoulder
I'll show how I care
I'll be there when you need me
I'm not going anywhere.

If I have to be your best friend
The one who hears you cry
Then I'll take the job with honor
I'll take the job with pride.

My love for you is stronger
Then you will ever know
But for you to ever love me
I will have to let you go.

You need time to find your purpose
You need time to sort your thoughts
But when the course has ended
And the race is finally run.

Remember it's your best friend
Who has loved you from day one.